What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 02:18
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…